Captain America really is a true defender. Granted, we don't think he's into extreme vulgarities and curse words, but he'll give his life defending that 'silly' freedom you waste on watching 24/7 news channels and the 'Gossip Girl'.
See, that is the glory of USA...everybody is free to do whatever they want! Grow up to be an astronaut or sit around collecting dust - it is up to you!
Unfortunately as we just ran out of super solider serum you can't follow in Captain America's footsteps.
You can, however, pick up this bombastic 100% cotton Captain America Shield T-Shirt featuring a slightly distressed Captain America symbol across the chest!